THE OLIGARCHS

WHO PROFITS FROM YOUR MISERY

Meet the billionaires who built empires on your attention. Their wealth was extracted from your time, your mental health, your children's developing brains. They buy islands while you doom-scroll.

$1.3+ trillion
COMBINED WEALTH
10+ billion accounts
ACCOUNTS CONTROLLED
10
OLIGARCHS

These people control the information diet of most of humanity. They're not elected. They're not accountable. And now they're running the government.

WHILE YOU SCROLL

THE BILLIONAIRE BUNKER

This is what they do with the wealth extracted from your attention. Islands. Superyachts. Doomsday bunkers. Private jets. While lecturing you about climate change and telling you to “follow your passion.”

Islands & Land

Mark Zuckerberg
700 acres in Hawaii, displaced local families, built doomsday bunker
$270M+
Larry Ellison
98% of the island of Lanai, Hawaii
$300M
Jeff Bezos
Multiple properties on 'Billionaire Bunker' island in Florida
$90M
Bill Gates
Largest private farmland owner in America
270,000 acres
Peter Thiel
New Zealand 'bolt hole' citizenship for apocalypse escape
Citizenship bought

Superyachts

Jeff Bezos
'Koru' - so big they dismantled a historic Rotterdam bridge
$500M
Bill Gates
Hydrogen-powered yacht (while flying private 59x/year)
$644M
Mark Zuckerberg
Yacht under construction
$300M (est)

Private Jets & Climate Hypocrisy

Elon Musk
Fleet of 5+ jets, banned student who tracked them
$100M+
Bill Gates
Flew private 59 times in 2023 while lecturing on climate
$70M in jets
Jeff Bezos
$78M Gulfstream while Amazon's carbon footprint explodes
$78M

Mansions

Evan Spiegel
LA's most expensive home while Snap addicts teens
$120M
Jeff Bezos
Warner Estate Beverly Hills
$175M
Bill Gates
'Xanadu 2.0' - 66,000 sq ft, $1M+ annual property tax
$125M
Mark Zuckerberg
Lake Tahoe + Palo Alto compounds + Hawaii
$300M+ total
THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH

The Epstein Connection

Documented relationships between tech billionaires and Jeffrey Epstein. Many tech billionaires maintained relationships with Jeffrey Epstein even after his 2008 conviction. These are the documented facts.

THE PILGRIMAGE TO MAR-A-LAGO

The Tech-Trump Alliance

After years of pretending to be apolitical or progressive, Silicon Valley's billionaires rushed to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring. They're not just attending dinners—they're hiring Trump cronies, getting government contracts, and shaping policy.

Elon Musk

Appointed to lead DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)

Spent $250M+ supporting Trump's election. Now has direct government role while maintaining business interests.

Mark Zuckerberg

Visited Mar-a-Lago, killed fact-checking, ended DEI

Said 'We're going to work with President Trump.' Eliminated content moderation. Donated $1M to inauguration.

Jeff Bezos

Washington Post killed story critical of Bezos before election

Donated $1M to inauguration. WaPo refused to endorse any candidate after decades of endorsements.

Tim Cook (Apple)

Dined at Mar-a-Lago, donated $1M to inauguration

Seeking tariff exemptions for products made in China.

Sundar Pichai

Met with Trump transition team

Google facing antitrust action, seeking favorable treatment.

Larry Ellison

Longtime Trump ally, hosted fundraisers

Oracle benefited from TikTok deal. Close personal friend.

Sam Altman (OpenAI)

Donated $1M to inauguration

Seeking favorable AI regulation.

Trump Cronies Hired by Tech

Meta
Joel Kaplan promoted to Chief Global Affairs Officer
George W. Bush White House deputy chief of staff. Longtime Republican operative.
Meta
Dana White and UFC partnership expansion
UFC CEO, close Trump ally, spoke at RNC.
X/Twitter
Platform became de facto Trump mouthpiece
Musk personally promotes Trump content, suppresses critics.
BIG BROTHER IS A STARTUP

The Surveillance Industrial Complex

Tech companies don't just profit from your attention—they build the tools that governments use to surveil, track, and target people. Palantir is just the most blatant example.

Palantir Technologies

Founded by Peter Thiel

$50+ billion
VALUATION

They named it after the 'seeing stones' from Lord of the Rings. Not subtle.

Government Contracts

ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement)
Tracking and deporting immigrants
Built the Investigative Case Management system. Used to plan and execute raids.
CBP (Customs and Border Protection)
Border surveillance
Powers targeting and tracking systems.
FBI
Domestic surveillance
Intelligence analysis and tracking.
CIA
Foreign intelligence
One of Palantir's first major clients.
Department of Defense
Military operations
Used in combat zones for targeting.
IRS
Tax enforcement
Investigating Americans' financial data.
HHS
Health data during COVID
Controversial access to health records.

War Tech

  • Maven AI project for military drone targeting
  • Contracts with defense ministries worldwide
  • Battlefield intelligence systems
  • Predictive analytics for military operations

I no longer believe that freedom and democracy are compatible.

Peter Thiel, 2009
LEGALIZED FRAUD

The Crypto Con

Cryptocurrency was supposed to be about 'freedom from banks.' Instead, it became a vehicle for billionaires to run unregulated casinos, pump-and-dump schemes, and outright fraud—now with government protection.

The Presidential Grift

Trump launches $TRUMP memecoinJanuary 2025

President launches personal cryptocurrency days before inauguration. Insiders made millions. Ethics experts called it 'unprecedented corruption.'

Melania launches $MELANIA coinJanuary 2025

First Lady launches competing memecoin. $TRUMP price crashed. Family profiting from presidency.

Trump crypto 'czar' appointed2025

Industry insiders writing their own regulations. Fox guarding henhouse.

SEC enforcement gutted2025

Crypto-friendly appointees. Fraud cases dropped. Regulation abandoned.

Elon Musk

  • $Pumped Dogecoin repeatedly, then it crashed
  • $Tesla bought Bitcoin, then sold (made $100M+)
  • $Constant crypto market manipulation via tweets
  • $SEC investigated but no action

Mark Zuckerberg

  • $Libra/Diem cryptocurrency project (abandoned after backlash)
  • $Wanted to create Meta-controlled global currency
  • $Would have given Facebook control over money itself

Marc Andreessen (a16z)

  • $Massive crypto VC investments
  • $Lobbied hard against SEC regulation
  • $Backed multiple failed/fraudulent projects
  • $Now has direct White House access

The Casualties

  • FTX collapse: $8 billion in customer funds vanished
  • Luna/Terra crash: $60 billion evaporated, suicides reported
  • Celsius bankruptcy: Millions of customers lost savings
  • Countless rug pulls, pump-and-dumps targeting regular people

Crypto is about redistributing wealth from the poor and uneducated to the tech-savvy rich.

Anonymous crypto founder (unusually honest)
YOUR DATA AT WORK

Tech-Powered Deportation Machine

The immigration enforcement system runs on Silicon Valley technology. These companies profit from contracts that tear families apart.

COMPANYCONTRACTVALUEIMPACT
PalantirICE Investigative Case Management$150M+Central system for planning raids. Tracks individuals across databases.
Amazon Web ServicesCloud hosting for DHS/ICE$100M+Infrastructure powering immigration enforcement databases.
MicrosoftAzure Government for ICE$19.4M (2018)Employees protested. Company continued contract.
Thomson ReutersCLEAR databaseOngoingGives ICE access to billions of records—phones, addresses, relatives.
LexisNexisData broker servicesOngoingSells personal data that ICE uses to locate people.

2025: The Crackdown

  • Mass workplace raids resumed
  • Targeting 'sanctuary cities' specifically
  • Schools and churches no longer safe zones
  • Military involvement in domestic enforcement
  • Citizens caught up in enforcement actions

These are not people. These are animals.

Donald Trump, referring to immigrants, 2018

Seen enough?

These people don't care about you. They care about engagement metrics and ad revenue. Every minute you spend on their platforms makes them richer and you more miserable. The only way to win is to stop playing.